I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You are a genius and a whore.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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