But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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