Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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