so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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