Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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