if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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