me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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