belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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