Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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