i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
