...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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