where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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