I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
do nipples grow back?
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