what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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