My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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