I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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