A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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