He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
