love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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