So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
you had me at cake vodka
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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