no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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