..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So much Jack, so little girl.
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