He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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