a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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