the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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