Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I hate all girls vehemently.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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