I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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