Whoa Z and x make the same sound
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Come on in and take your pants off
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