Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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