After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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