I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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