I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Randomize
