how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
