names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Randomize
