WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
