so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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