Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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