what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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