no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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