I have demons in me.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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