the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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