I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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