Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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