Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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