1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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