Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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