in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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