I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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