Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Two words: nipple clamps
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