it's too hot outside to masturbate.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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