Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
