i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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