Non-Jews are for practice
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
His hands were made for my vagina.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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