physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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